I watched the J. Lo movie. Seriously disappointed, but that's my fault for having hope in a J. Lo movie in the first place. I liked the storyline behind the movie though, at least the first part.
The only reason why I watched the movie in the first place is because I saw the preview and I like, "Oh my gosh, that's me! Someone stole my idea!"
I was actually planning on just giving up on finding a guy around 35 and starting without him. I had it all planned out. I would find a good looking guy that's smart with good genes and just steal his sperm. Cause you can't just go out and ask a guy or he might wanna get involved later on when he's finished with his Peter Pan Syndrome.I mean, if I wanted you to be involved in the child's life then I would have just married him and cut my losses. Either way, I steal the sperm, do the turkey baster thing and tada!!... a bun in my oven with perfect genes sans baby daddy calamity. It's a damn shame that this is my last option... Tsk tsk tsk.
I'm kind of disappointed in the J. Lo movie, it seemed like just another way that corporate America sets us up for disappointment. "Even if you do get inseminated, a nice man will find you and accept you and your strange test tube baby that's not really his. Although, right after he met you, you exploded and your stuff got all stretched out and now we have no time for ourselves. But it's all sunshine and lollipops for us. Happily ever after." Bullshit. I hate to break it to you Hollywood, there is no such man. Including the man who played that chump in the movie.
So here's my plan for this year... Save some money for my future test tube/turkey baster baby's education. I suggest that you do the same, by that I mean save for MY child's education, just in case I end up like Octomom.
