Let's check the POF Inbox, Oh... shouldn't have done that..

If you haven't been tuning in.... shame on you. POF is short for plentyoffish.com , a 90% free online dating site that has been providing me with waaaay more entertainment than Eharmony. POF is where I reconnected with Mr. Half-on-a-Pizza. I really like POF better because it lets you peruse profiles at your leisure, as apposed to having to wait for Eharmony to "match" you with a person. I also like the fact that you can limit who can contact you after viewing your profile. Such as, I do not wish to be contacted by anyone:

• over 33


• who's relationship status is "Married"


• who is looking for an "intimate encounter"


• who is looking for an "activity partner"


• who does drugs


• who smokes (sorry to all my friends who smoke, but I don't kiss ashtrays)


• that has a picture on their profile

How many times have you been grossed out by that man who was twice your age trying to add you on facebook?... or even on the street for that matter. Eeeew.

So, enough of my reviews. Let's open up the inbox(Note: No grammar has been changed):

hey hun how are you, is it okay if we talk?

Do not adjust you monitor, his face is that GREEEEEZY!! Are you really trying to tell me that is the best picture that you could find? Really? C'mon breddrin.

dammm sweetie with a smile like that where have u ben all my life lol

Not horrible. Let's open up the profile:

WHICH ONE R U HUH???? Sisters get respect, Bytchez get what they deserve SIsters work hard, Bytchez work your nerves Sisters hold you down, Bytchez hold you up Sisters help you progress, Bytchez will slow you up Sisters cook up a meal, play their role with the kids Bytchez in street with their nose in your biz Sisters tell the truth, Bytchez tell lies Sisters drivecars, Bytchez wanna ride Sisters give-up the azz, Bytchez give-up the azz Sisters do it slow, Bytchez do it fast Sisters do their dirt outside of where they live Bytchez have Niccaz all up in your crib Sisters tell you quick "you better checkyour homie" Bytchez don`t give afukk, they wanna check for your homie Sisters love J cuz they know how `J is I love my sisters, I don`t love bytchez

Wow, I mean... If you're gonna call someone a bitch.. could you at least spell it right. Don`t ask me why that`s the biggest problem I found with this profile. Edit to my profile: Poor spellers need not apply.

Do you date online? Have you had a date that was worse than mine? Probably not, unless you actually dated Mr. Half-on-a-Pizza. Either way, even if it was just a blind date, let me know in the comments section.