If you have to ask for the kiss, the answer is probably, "No"

Ok, so picking up where I left off. A friend who tried to console me today said:


"He could have taken you to MacDonalds with that $10, pointed to the menu and said (in his best T.I. voice) 'Baby you could have whateva you like!!'"


Anywho, as House finished any further discussions of pizzas were put to bed, this man took it upon himself to pick up MY remote control at MY house and change the channel to... Football. I don't enjoy being forced to watch football.



Shortly afterward, he then turns to me and says, "What do I do if I wanna crash here tonight?"



You don't!! Nothing has changed between now and Saturday, when I told you, "I don't know you like that."

He says, "So you're kicking me out?"
"You can't sleep here!!"

Hey, maybe that's why he showed up to my house in joggers. He came in his PAJAMAS.

I decided that this date was way past over and I wanted to cuss out my cousin for even encouraging me to keep this date. Pulled out my Blackberry and started messaging. Now, for the fellas. If you're on a date and a girl decides that she needs to pull out her phone and start texting or bbm'ing, that's a sign. She's probably trying to tell you one of two things:

1. She is superficial and believes that you'll think she's somebody important and soo busy.


2. She's not interested in anything that you have to say and she's probably tellin her girlfriend all about it right now.

My reason was the latter of the two. In the midst of my messaging I get another message... from the guy!!! Who is sitting across the couch from me!!! Let us partake in the Blackberry conversation:

HoleInSock: Can I kiss you

Jammy: Why are you messaging me while you are at my house?

Conversation ended.

Lookey here. If you have to ask for the kiss, the answer is most likely, "NO!" There is either a vibe that you're feeling or not. If you feel that there is a chance that I might say, "No." Go with it!! Now, although I didn't respond to his message he still tried to get all close up under me anyways. Telling me how he's about to start work as a teacher.

After about 5 minutes of trying to woo me with long gazes (otherwise known as staring), he decided to go to the washroom. I later found out that my sink was dry as a bone because that dirty boy did not wash his hands after he held his junk took a piss!! He walked out of the washroom and walked straight to his tore up sneakers, leaving me to believe he was ready to go. Don't let the door hit ya, where the Lord split ya, you cheap, oblivious, unmannerly, slovenly, sorry excuse for a waste of space!!

And with that abrupt exit, you would think that he got the clue right?

HoleInSock: Thanks for yesterday. I think I mite become a fan of house.

Conversation Ended.

Note: Spelling was copied exactly as it was written in the above messages and the facebook posts that follow below.

HoleInSock

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