Still no answer...

Well, I guess I'm a goat!! I wrote to Mr. Once-Again-No-Goats-Please and I asked him, "What is a goat exactly?" But he didn't answer me. Maybe he's just trying to build the suspense. Mind you, that was almost  2 weeks ago. I'm so embarrassed and disappointed. I guess he isn't gonna be my future husband afterall. Better break the news to my mom. LOL

"She'll never get a boyfriend with that!!" - My Mother

After I advised my mother read that I didn't write this grammatical nightmare of a post, she says, "Oh, I was gonna say, I sent this girl to school and this is what she's writing. She'll never get a boyfriend with that."

You're only half right Mommy. I can spell but apparently I'll never get a boyfriend with that. I raises my standards to a level that most men can only dream to reach. Or DELIEVE that they can reach.

She also took the time to educate me on some new Bajan termanology. She advise me that this poor unfortunate gentlemen will only able to give me a tool shed.

What is a tool shed you ask? Observe and keep in mind, MY MOTHER explained this to me:

(I never said I was an artist, that the best way to explain it. That's a fat man by the way.)

Add that to your word of the day calendar. LOL



Oh and I can teach you how to duggie!!

Ok, at the very least, this site is giving me nothing but jokes and I haven't been on a date yet.

Check out this recent candidate... Sexeeeh. In my muscle shirt. Oh, and what's this, he's written a little blurb about himself. Ooops, it looks as though his apostrophe button is broken. It's ok though, he found a replacement, a comma.

Fear not ladies, as he does "delieve" in himself. And!!! He can teach you how to duggie and he didn't even spell THAT right. Lastly, for all of you West Indians, or those who know Jamaican 

 lingo, pay attention to his favorite things listed below.... 

  

Did you see it?? "Such HAS" He actually wrote in yardie talk. HA HA HA HA Next you're gonna tell me your favorite fruit is a horange. LOL Nevermind the fact that he said such has and ended the sentence. And the part where he says that barack obama became president of the united "state". Not all, just one state. Don't look for me to hang out guys cause my date book is gonna be fuuuuuuullll.

And once again, no goats please. LOL

Does he spark your interest?

No. No he does not.

Still laughing to myself... But I think I've found a definition

Axe wound... Wow. Is that what they're calling my sacred womb now a days? You came out of your mother's axe wound? Anyways, a lot of people, myself included, were confused as to what the love of my life was referring to. I thought that maybe he didn't want anyone with a beard or horns, or maybe even hooves. So, I perused the interwebs and I found this on urbandictionary.com, amongst SEVERAL others. But I thought this one was pretty damn funny. Click here to see the others and tell me if you found a better one. And, once again, no goats please. LOL Classic.

My mom says I'm cool, I mean cute.

"you caught my eye, and unfortunately i cant come up with some witty intro line. All i can say is my mom thinks i am handsome. So If you agree with my mom, send me a message back"

Unfortunately, I disagree. Nevermind the fact that your mom is not the most reliable source for that particular piece of information.

I changed nothing, I swear.

About my life and what I'm looking for

I AM A GOO PERSON ,WITH GOODSENSE OF UMOR,,AND ERY TRUSTFULL,,IF U GET TO KNOW ME ,U WILLNEVR FORGET,,,!!!!!
I AM INDEPEDENT, AND FULLY RESPONSIBEL OF MY LIF...I AM SIMPEL...AND I LIK TO MEET SIMPEL AND TRUST FULL PEOPLE, WHOKNOW WHAT LIFE MEAN, AND KNOW WHAT THE RESPEKT IS !!!!!!
FOR MORE, LATER !!!!!

Once again no goats please

Guess who winked at me?

HEADLINE of the profile reads as follows:

hinkson1972

looking for that lady to call my queen once again no goats please that want to know my world and have her knight

I would love to post a pic of this casanova but, surprise surprise, he doesn't have one.

Back on the Wagon

Ok, so I'm folding. I'm gonna TRY match.com, seeing as, apparently, everyone and their sister has found their significant other on the site. And their commercials have people eat in restaurants by candle light. I guess I'm a sucker for advertising like anyone else. We'll see what we find... smh