Profile Photo Fail #4

I not sure whether this man is going through some hard times (he could still afford a camera and a online dating site though) or if he's scheduled to be on the next episode of Hoarders. Either way, it's not a good look. He could've at least turned the camera away from the garbage bag and other accouterments. I know I'm not the only one who's wondering if there's a dead cat buried in there somewhere. You know they always find at least one dead cat on a Hoarders episode. LOL

The unfortunate part of this situation is that I didn't have to go looking for this guy, he did me the favor of winking at me and drawing my attention to him. I know people try to say that age ain't nothing but a number... but... COULD YOU IMAGINE ME WITH THIS GUY?!?! First impression, "She's a gold-digger and not a very good one because I think she misunderstood the other half of the concept."

Access denied my bald friend. Access denied.

Profile Photo Fail #3

You know how they have Nacho Cheese, well that's Not Cho Hair. That is truthfully the first thing that came out of my mouth. I mean what were you planning to do? Show up for the date with a cardboard cutout of the hair on a stick. This is so embarrassing.

First Impression: I'm having a midlife crisis. I have no hair and I thought that photo-shopping someone else's hair onto my head would fool you into thinking that I'm young.... er. 

Profile Photo Fail #2

Nothing really wrong with this pic. He just really likes Lil Wayne right? Wrong. Although liking Lil Wayne enough to pose for a picture in front of his cardboard cutout is bad enough. This is what the pic looks like when it's cropped for the profile pic.

First Impression: I'm a hardcore gangsta who's besties with J. Biebs and Selena Gomez. So what. Hardcore.

Profile Photo Fail Week

Remember what I said about the free service...Here is yet another unfortunate example of why most men damage their chances straight out of the gate.

What exactly are you selling here? Cause I don't think you clicked the right box. When you look at this pic, nevermind the pose, you can't even see the guys face. It defeats the purpose of a profile pic. First impression given, "I like my ass and I want you to like it too." You could also take off the "e" from like and the sentence would still be true. lol