The amount of messages in my inbox that are related to "subs" and "bottoms" and "tops" and "doms" is out of control.
Just because the movie got a lot of hype doesn't mean that your brand of freakiness is widely accepted and that I now want to piss on your face. Understand that this movie was a getaway for all those horny housewives out there, who are tired of "vanilla sex" with their significant other. It's a dirty Danielle Steele novel. Strip away the sex - which I did after a few chapters - and the storyline is lacking. Just because La Senza is now selling PG whips and blindfolds, doesn't mean that we're all waiting in line to be submissives. Also...You are not a billionaire!! If Christian Grey was real, I highly doubt he would spend his time trolling the free dating apps, putting all of his nasty business in the first message.
You know I have examples, right!!
And...
One more...
Sorry, one more...
I feel like there are dating sites that specialize in this type of freaky. I mean, there are dating sites that cater to everything these days. So, why send out these weird messages to a whole bunch of people that are probably not into it anyways. Unless, you've already been banned from those sites too....
