Where do we go from here?

OK, so if you are wondering why the posts have so few and far between, it's because the novelty of this online dating thing is really wearing off.



Realistically, how many times was I going to punish myself by going on bad date after bad date. I mean I'm no glutton for punishment. Otherwise I wouldn't have cut off Mr. Hole-in-Sock as fast as I did. I'm trying to decide what I'm gonna do with this blog, so I'm putting up a poll people. YOU BETTER VOTE. Cause how many times can I point out bad grammar and poor spelling in the online posts that I'm sent on a regular basis?



Example:



hi hi,what a gone (I'm assuming that was supposed to be what a gwan?)



how r u doing was brushing throught ur profile and it catch my eyes and decide to drop my words on u and let u know tell me something i dont know about u? (Apparently you didn't read about my love for spelling and spelling related topics and the "." key on your keyboard is broken. Can you hear the yardie in it? I can.)



Why on earth would I keep subjecting myself to this torture?

Oh, hello, you're not horrible.

You know you're lowering your standards when, you look at guys profile and say, "Oh, hello, you're not horrible." Damn...

Ok, anyways, let's bring up another one of my pet peeves. Old ass men stuck in their teens/twenties. There is no bigger turn off than a 30-40 year old man in a doo-rag, who is gone/going bald. Doo-rags are for keeping your waves nice. You don't have any waves man!! Your ocean is beyond calm or dried up hommie. In fact, I wrote a letter for you 30 year old man:

Dear 30 year old man who thinks he's still 21:

Why do you insist on wearing purple South Pole jeans? Pull up your pants. Saggy jeans are only accepted on young hoodlums.

Please take off your doo-rag and be proud of your "strands of wisdom" or lack there of.

If you hear someone in the club say, "Hey, isn't that some one's dad?" They're talking about you. You shouldn't be trying to date girls the same age as or younger than you niece.

Please do not ask a girl to go halves on dinner like you're back in high school, because to be honest with you, the young guns aren't even pulling that crap.

Buy some new socks.

If you aren't a rapper/producer yet, it ain't gonna happen.

Please stop telling people that you have a clothing line when you have a few Costco sweaters that you airbrushed your SeanRocaWearJohn logo on.

Signed,
Fed Up TwentySomething Woman

Drumroll please, and the loser is....

Bleh. After 11 days of voting, the evil people were able to pull out a win. Here he is in all his holey glory (I spelled it like that on purpose). This is Mr. Half-on-a-Pizza, aka Mr. Hole-in-Sock. If you know him, shut the hell up. I'm not here to name names.



Runs chills down my spine.. Eeeew. He was cute at the time though. No?

And I made myself so easy to love....

While I have been on my break from posting... trying to decide on where I want this blog to go, I have notice a few people have tried to slight me for going online in the first place. People are trying to make fun of me for being online like I'm some kinda of lady with 50 cats. Meanwhile, I meeting guys offline in different places and I'm going through these dudes like hand sanitzer during flu season.

I don't know why they are acting like I'm on there staring at profile #1 of 5, when there are more than 100 thousand people online on POF at any given time during the day. Out of the thousands of people who show up in the GTA area alone, you have to believe that some of the people you know are on there as well. So don't knock me because I'm the only one with enough self confidence to admit that I'm one of them. Because if you know me, you know deep down that I really don't give a sh*t if you don't approve.

Besides, where else do you propose I meet people? In the club? In the bar? At work? Been there, done that, spent waaay too much money on it. Someone please speak up and tell me that you met the man of your dreams at the club or in a bar. Nothing but a bunch of pantie chasers in there. If I was looking for a regrettable one-night stand, I would be the first in line, in my uncomfortable-ass shoes and skimpy outfit. I would go get my 22 year old, inexperienced guy, take him home and show him how us cougars do it.

Better yet, I can try another guy from work, that I thought I knew. Only to find out that he's already dating TWO other girls in the same building (I'll tell you that story on another day). Classy. I'll get right to that, as soon as someone can tell me how to not talk to him when I have to transfer a call to him. I am well aware that there have been many interoffice relationships that have lasted for years on end. I just have no intention of alienating myself from all the staff that posses penises at work in the process.

I think I'll try my luck online, where I can runaway and not have to worry about seeing them in the lobby tomorrow. It just easier for me. These fools is crazy ya know!

You're a virgin, no waaaayy!!!

Oh POF, if anything, you always provide me with plenty of entertainment.

On a side note, I feel it necessary to travel back to Mr. Half-on-a-Pizza. Please take note of the poll running above, because the outcome will determine whether or not we will see a pic of this.. dude.. for lack of a better word. I feel the need to remind you that this dude claims he was on his way to becoming a TEACHER. This guy who actually spelled, copyed, and doesn't know the difference between, women and woman. He's supposed to be teaching some one's child something. I have to say the Toronto District is getting quite lackadaisical with it's criteria. What could that man possibly have to teach someone beyond a first graders knowledge. I hope the only thing that man teaches is gym.... that way he only has to know X's and O's.

Let's take a look at my most recent POF applicant:

Subject:

Pardon me madam I heard your heart was in need of swooning!

Body:

May i direct your attention towards my profile? maybe we can chat after!

Wow. But wait there's a much more gentle "swooning" pic:

You're seeing just fine. He's WOLVERINE. Hugh Jackman in the flesh...

**IMPORTANT READ**One of my pre-requisites for my significant other is that she be a virgin, now I know what your thinking (well not really), but before you get any weird ideas; I too am a virgin, so there!

I also am a pretty hard core X-MEN fan.Time to get in the 'nitty-gritty' stuff...

Hobbies:

-Video Games

-Reading (although not too often)

-Movies

-Biking-Watching Tv (Venture Brothers, Family Guy and Spongebob Squarepants)

Goals:

-Become a Radio DJ and earn WADS OF CASH!

-Travel to Japan(Eventually... maybe...)

Uniqueness:

-Raised a gentleman

-Very Kind

-Creative(used to be an art student)

-Like to write stories from time to time.

You're a virgin, NO WAAAAY!!! Who wouldn't want to sex WOLVERINE in full X-men attire. Especially when you identify video games as your first and therefore most important hobby. Can't forget about Spongebob... There's probably a woman out there who doesn't mind a candle-light dinner under the glow of a square-panted sponge on your mom's TV, it just ain't me. Young men, take a look at pic number one, that is 25 year old virgin, pic number two... is 40 year old virgin. Leave the video games alone.. at least until your married and you caught the girl so that she can't leave. LOL