Wednesday, December 9, 2009

And I made myself so easy to love....

While I have been on my break from posting... trying to decide on where I want this blog to go, I have notice a few people have tried to slight me for going online in the first place. People are trying to make fun of me for being online like I'm some kinda of lady with 50 cats. Meanwhile, I meeting guys offline in different places and I'm going through these dudes like hand sanitzer during flu season.

I don't know why they are acting like I'm on there staring at profile #1 of 5, when there are more than 100 thousand people online on POF at any given time during the day. Out of the thousands of people who show up in the GTA area alone, you have to believe that some of the people you know are on there as well. So don't knock me because I'm the only one with enough self confidence to admit that I'm one of them. Because if you know me, you know deep down that I really don't give a sh*t if you don't approve.

Besides, where else do you propose I meet people? In the club? In the bar? At work? Been there, done that, spent waaay too much money on it. Someone please speak up and tell me that you met the man of your dreams at the club or in a bar. Nothing but a bunch of pantie chasers in there. If I was looking for a regrettable one-night stand, I would be the first in line, in my uncomfortable-ass shoes and skimpy outfit. I would go get my 22 year old, inexperienced guy, take him home and show him how us cougars do it.

Better yet, I can try another guy from work, that I thought I knew. Only to find out that he's already dating TWO other girls in the same building (I'll tell you that story on another day). Classy. I'll get right to that, as soon as someone can tell me how to not talk to him when I have to transfer a call to him. I am well aware that there have been many interoffice relationships that have lasted for years on end. I just have no intention of alienating myself from all the staff that posses penises at work in the process.

I think I'll try my luck online, where I can runaway and not have to worry about seeing them in the lobby tomorrow. It just easier for me. These fools is crazy ya know!

3 comments:

  1. thank you very much, been tryna tell ppl niggaz is crazy and dont no one believe me. See it's not just me Amen!!! keep on posting!!! this shit is classic!!!

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  2. I don't care what other people think - I LOVE your blog!!! Nearly wet myself every time I read it. Better to put yourself out there in whatever way than stay at home whining about being single and doing nothing about it. Keep writing!

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  3. YOU HAVE to keep writing your blog! As someone who did the online dating thing I get it and I get the fodder that comes with it. You are hilarious and your point of view is exactly what we want to hear!

    You go girl!!!!!!!!

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