Feminism is the invention of a very smart man

I know it's been a while but what can I say, I'm busy.

Ladies, we've all been duped into thinking that feminism was the creation of several like-minded women who wanted equality for all and yada, yada, yada. Fellas, the jig is up!! If you really think about it, feminism have given women the shorter end of the stick in many situations where we used to have it nice.

For instance, we all know that chivalry is dead.. But feminism killed it!! All those stinkin overzealous women who insisted that they didn't need a man to open the door for them, who insisted on pointing out that they can open their own car door. We know all know that you can open the door! Ya didn't have to ruin it for the rest of us lazy heifers who like to have men paying the utmost attention to us.

I'm not gonna pretend that I wasn't there with Destiny's Child talkin about "All my women who independent!! Throw yo hands up at me!" back in the day. All on the I-don't-need-a-man flex. I jumped off that train when I realized that a dude was behind that song. I can picture the conversation that he had with himself after a $400 dinner:

Damn, that date was really expensive! That girl ordered all the most expensive stuff on the menu and then she left me with a kiss on the cheek! This is some bull! There's got to be a way for me to be able to spend less money but get the same caliber of date... What if I convince her that I will "respect" her more if she pays for half or whatever she eats? If I make her think that she's more of a woman because she doesn't need me to pay for her food. Then I can take her out more often but not look cheap... But I can't be the one to make the suggestion... I gotta find some half-wit celebrities and prudes to penetrate the women's fortress. He he he... penetrate. Anyways, what could I call these, hmph, revolutionary women. What sounds important but normally means that you relieved yourself of one burden and gained several others.... Huh? Oh yeah, happy 4th of July dude.. Wait, that's it! Independent women!!

That's right ladies, you've all been bamboozled by yet another snake in the grass. While you've all been out there taking care of yourselves, in more ways than one (lol), they've all been spending they're residual income, and some of yours, on PS3s, Xboxs and LCD TVs. Yup, when you're women's intuition was calling this man a LOSER for looking at the check in the restaurant and trying to figure out what he had from what you had, so that he can split the check evenly, you were thinking that you're showing him how successful you are BY YOURSELF because you can pay your own way on a date.

You also, won't take his money because you don't NEED (insert neck snap here) a man to take care of you. And while that might be true, we certainly would LIKE a man to take care of us. Am I wrong? But you know he certainly will take your money. How come your girls ain't calling him a golddigger? LOL

So that's it. I'm starting my own revolution. I am a preferentially-dependant woman. Meaning I'm dependant when I prefer to be. And! I am not paying for another date. You wanna spend time with me, you can pay for it. I have to: squeeze my toes into some uncomfortable shoes, a bra, who's straps require and instruction manual (so that you can't tell that I'm wearing a bra) and some underwear that will find themselves where no man has gone before, before the end of the night, and pay for it too? You wanna spend time with me hommie? You pay for it. Some men will say, "What makes you any different from a prostitute then?" Am I a prostitute? Well, let's look at the definition of prostitute, "One who solicits and accepts payments for sex acts." The answer is no. Because experience tells me that 90% of these men I date will not be engaging in any form of a sexual act with me if I can help it. So, I'm not paying. I'm gonna leave my purse in my car. Sounds like a plan. Although, I'm sure that with my new revolutionary status, I will have a lot more time on/with my hands. LMAO