What the....

What de ass is this? I am at a loss for words. Different strokes for different folks I guess. How do you bring this home to your parents though? Maybe if you don't have parents? I think it's worse cause it looks like he's losing his hair. Can't say I'm surprised that he had to turn to the internet to find a date though. Damn hommie.

I Never Really Felt Short Before.....

...until now.

How comes every single guy is 6 foot something? I had really convinced myself that I was averaged height ya know, but now I think I'm a midget. However, previous experiences have taught me that I can't date excessively tall men... ok, well excessively taller than me.

I'm 5'4 and I can't be standing on a stepping stool to get a hug. But damn, do I feel short.

I'm your man...

No. You. Are. Not.
I know what you're thinking... "But he's so hot guy!"

Really buddy? Really? That's the best name you could come up with? Access DENIED!

I think I should open up a free service that provides advice on the best picture to use on their profile.

My Freshie Sense Is Tingling...

There are a few poses that I can immediately tell are yardie poses, or yahdy, for those who speak patois.

Exhibit A

This is a classic "taking a dump" pose. Note that he has probably put on every piece of new clothing that he owns just for this picture. Also, notice that he's a very freaky guy and he like sex a lot, because others notice this.  

Exhibit B

This would be the infamous "Leg Up" pose. Most times it involves propping on leg upon a car or something that is to be considered expensive. A rock/stone can be substituted if nothing expensive is available.

Hmmmm what picture should I choose?

"Yes that would be the one. This makes me look like I'm seriously looking for a relationship and I'm not very shallow at all. Yes... This is the one. Now I will catch all the ladies."

This One's a Keeper!!

Isn't this what you always wanted in a relationship? I wonder if he actually got an responses to this. Worst part is the "We Match" sections that thinks WE MATCH!! Eharmony eat your heart out.

Political Views Are VERY Important on Speeddate.com

On my boredom-induced perusals through speeddate.com, I've found some very political people. No, seriously, you would be surprised! There were even some people that supported political parties that I have never heard of.

Like this one:

So is that like Liberal?
No, wait, I think this is....

Proud day for the Yardies. They have their own political party. LOL

The Blog is Back!!

So I was reading the Metro newspaper on my iPod and there was an ad for an app called SpeedDate. I decided hey, why not. So the torturous nights begin. The gist of the app is that they show you a profile and you can start a 5 min chat with someone or wink at someone to let them know that you like them. Needless to say, I have yet to click that wink button. Before I even had a picture up - of myself, there was however my pic of Homer's brain scan that was imported by Facebook - there were people that were "interested" in me.

We'll see how this goes. It's not looking to good though. I still can't understand why people choose the pics that they put up?

Example: