My Freshie Sense Is Tingling...

There are a few poses that I can immediately tell are yardie poses, or yahdy, for those who speak patois.

Exhibit A

This is a classic "taking a dump" pose. Note that he has probably put on every piece of new clothing that he owns just for this picture. Also, notice that he's a very freaky guy and he like sex a lot, because others notice this.  

Exhibit B

This would be the infamous "Leg Up" pose. Most times it involves propping on leg upon a car or something that is to be considered expensive. A rock/stone can be substituted if nothing expensive is available.