I Think Your Pants Are On Fire

Liar, LIAR!!! Your Photoshop skills need some refining.

1. The head doesn't even match the body. 
2. Which 22 year old has the body hair of a grown ass man. (It looks kinda Sasquatch-ish though, like pube-ish even) 

What's worse is you had the nerve to message me? SURPRISE! I have the nerve to write back. 

I feel like I censored myself too much though. Because.. ya know... just in case I'm wrong. Truthfully, if I am wrong, the realist inside me says that there has to be something massively wrong with your personality that you've been driven to online dating. Like... you used to have a sexual relationship with your car. Could I be wrong?

Not bloody likely. ACCESS DENIED!!