On my recent trip into the OKCupid pool of washouts, I found a profile that was not.. horrible. But what intrigued me was one of the personality questions that he had answered, and I had not.
"How does the idea of being slapped hard in the face during sex make you feel?"
In order to see his answer, I have to answer the question. So here are my choices:
- Horrified
- Aroused
- Nostalgic
- Indifferent
Nostalgic. He he he he. These people are funny. I appreciate their sense of humor but where is "None of the Above"? I don't feel any of these things. Don't get me wrong, I also don't feel like I want someone to slap me in the face - at any time - not just during sex. For lack of choice I will choose... "Horrified". I'm not actually horrified but I don't want to give off the slightest indication that it would be okay to slap me, ever. There should be an option that says, "Aroused and okay if I'm slapped in response". That's the kind of answer I would accept. You slap me, I'm gonna slap you back, but it might not be the sexy slap you were expecting.
And what did this current suitor select... Nostalgic. Never would have guessed that. Lol
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