You're a virgin, no waaaayy!!!

Oh POF, if anything, you always provide me with plenty of entertainment.

On a side note, I feel it necessary to travel back to Mr. Half-on-a-Pizza. Please take note of the poll running above, because the outcome will determine whether or not we will see a pic of this.. dude.. for lack of a better word. I feel the need to remind you that this dude claims he was on his way to becoming a TEACHER. This guy who actually spelled, copyed, and doesn't know the difference between, women and woman. He's supposed to be teaching some one's child something. I have to say the Toronto District is getting quite lackadaisical with it's criteria. What could that man possibly have to teach someone beyond a first graders knowledge. I hope the only thing that man teaches is gym.... that way he only has to know X's and O's.

Let's take a look at my most recent POF applicant:

Subject:

Pardon me madam I heard your heart was in need of swooning!

Body:

May i direct your attention towards my profile? maybe we can chat after!

Wow. But wait there's a much more gentle "swooning" pic:

You're seeing just fine. He's WOLVERINE. Hugh Jackman in the flesh...

**IMPORTANT READ**One of my pre-requisites for my significant other is that she be a virgin, now I know what your thinking (well not really), but before you get any weird ideas; I too am a virgin, so there!

I also am a pretty hard core X-MEN fan.Time to get in the 'nitty-gritty' stuff...

Hobbies:

-Video Games

-Reading (although not too often)

-Movies

-Biking-Watching Tv (Venture Brothers, Family Guy and Spongebob Squarepants)

Goals:

-Become a Radio DJ and earn WADS OF CASH!

-Travel to Japan(Eventually... maybe...)

Uniqueness:

-Raised a gentleman

-Very Kind

-Creative(used to be an art student)

-Like to write stories from time to time.

You're a virgin, NO WAAAAY!!! Who wouldn't want to sex WOLVERINE in full X-men attire. Especially when you identify video games as your first and therefore most important hobby. Can't forget about Spongebob... There's probably a woman out there who doesn't mind a candle-light dinner under the glow of a square-panted sponge on your mom's TV, it just ain't me. Young men, take a look at pic number one, that is 25 year old virgin, pic number two... is 40 year old virgin. Leave the video games alone.. at least until your married and you caught the girl so that she can't leave. LOL