Lyrics!! Part 2

Let's hear some more lyrics. Honestly, some of these actually made me laugh, but then again so did their profile pictures. So, although they get and A for effort, they get and F in presentation.


Where do you get your moisterizer from?


I am guessing it was created by the hands of god, blended with roses from the
harvested fields of the Garden of Eden. Its doing wonders for your complexion


Oh, and if you don't laugh at my pickup line, then you have no soul.


I laughed, so I guess I have a soul. Sad part is, he sent me the same message two weeks later. Whomp whomp.


Hmmmmm..... I'm not usually this forward but ..... I can't stop thinking about the
things I'd do to you ......


Does that line actually work on someone who doesn't work for a 1-900 chat line?


You have nice hands and arms and legs and cute toes.


and toe nails and arm hair and pores and nice follicles... He's very specific, especially because I don't show my toes in any of my pics.. creepy.


hi prety


So, straight off the bat you have 50% spelling record and you only wrote 2 words. Was it that much work to spell check? Can't get any worse than that right?


nc pics sumer tm backyard lol


I was wrong. Of the words in there that are not in text speak only one of them is spelled correctly. So that's... 1 for 4, 25% for a 6 word phrase. Why bother?


Goodmorning pretty. Can i be your body guard?


And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii eeeee iiiiiiiiiiii, will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuu..... That would be our song. lol


Wow, you sure are a work of beauty.


Tell me, how does a girl like you remain single? Do you chase the men away with pepper spray or is it somethig more lethal?


Oh it's something much more lethal, west indians call it skrewface. Works wonders for keeping away beggars as well. lol


what would you say if I asked you your top 3 body parts?

My head, my neck and my shoulders. LOL

On scale of 1 to 10 how much do u like it when a guy goes down on u

Wow. Do you know I got this message twice from 2 different profiles? What is he trying to pull exactly?

Hey you are so cute. I am just curious if it hurt..............................when you fell from heaven. I know very lame but I hope I got 
your attention.


If your interested message me back, I am a very funny, easy going guy......

Oh, no you didn't.... steal the Fresh Prince's line! Is nothing sacred? 

lovers are best of friends sooo give me the oppotunity to accomplish this thought with you it most people believe in soo many things but wat i believe in is finding the right person to make u happy either black or white it doesnt matter ,what matters is if both of us can find a covergence with each other finding our strenght and weaknesses and learning to build a relationship of love and trust most especially to be best friends bcos great can only happen if you just give a try of my thoughts....reply plz

Wha? Longest run-on sentence ever and it still didn't make any sense.