Maybe This Is Why These Dudes Are On POF

I am pleased... ish to say that I found one guy that who's profile didn't repulse me; who's initial POF messages didn't make me wanna get out my red pen and make corrections on my laptop screen. He's 29, black and he likes Game of Thrones, that's a bonus for me.

ONE weekend later and his access has been denied... *smh*

I'm not quite sure what happened; it's like he morphed into a freshie before my eyes. His first messages were eloquently written and had perfect grammar. He offered to add me to BBM. In hindsight, I am SO GLAD that I have BBM because I now have no need to change my phone number.

I think my cousin put it perfectly when she said:

Maybe this is why these dudes are on POF; Cause they have no communication skills.

Couldn't have said it better myself! The man came on BBM popping out questions like he had them written down; like the was his application questionnaire. While that might be an admirable feature to some of you, the man didn't even give me a chance to answer on question before he'd throw in another one. Not only that, the questions were so random. And the spelling mistakes... they make me cringe like a spoonful of lemon juice mixed with cod liver oil.  Example:

Mr. NoSkills: Are you a Christian?
Me: Yes, sort... *still typing*
Mr. NoSkills: Your into sci-fi? *cringe*
Mr. NoSkills: Like space movies
Me: I guess so, what qualifies as a space movie?
Mr. NoSkills: It's in space

No sh*t Sherlock! How do you jump from that question to this? Worse off, why would you ask me if I like a specific genre if you don't know anything about it. Then he started asking if I like comics; I should've known cause he likes Game of Thrones. Then the freshie came out... or at least turned off the Queen's english app. But he said he was born here!! How do I know? I was rude enough to ask. I had to know! Because it was becoming real hard to understand where this was coming from?

Mr. NoSkills: Have you read the GoT books
Mr. NoSkills: I never

You never what? Read books? Yea, I kinda figured that out on my own. This "I never" phrase made SEVERAL appearances in our conversation. Juuuust in case you were gonna make the typo excuse for him.
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Mr. NoSkills: Do you read comics?
Mr. NoSkills: Or just novel 

No comics, but yes I did read that ONE novel. Although GoT is 5 books in itself.
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Mr. NoSkills: So u gonna watch the darknight rise alone?
Mr. NoSkills: Or friends
Me: With friends, already have tickets.
Mr. NoSkills: Batman gonna die.
Mr. NoSkills: Its gonna be a smart film. 

I didn't know Dark Knight was one word. Bur hey, nice try though, trying to invite yourself to the movies and all. More importantly, which Canadian says a movie is gonna be SMART? Are you and Englishman now? I believe they normally say that about clothes and such, not movies. Like, "Oy, you look real smart in that blouse." Lol. I know a few yahdies that might say that though. LOL!! I laugh everytime I read that. Smart movie.
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Mr. NoSkills: How long have you been on pof?
Me: 1 month. But I was on before. It didn't go too well.
Mr. NoSkills: What happen

Freshie right?!? Try reading in your best yahdie accent. It should sound like, "Wha appen?" LOL

Then the conversation turned to gay people and how a lot of guys are bi-sexual and him telling me how I shouldn't trust them.... Yeeeeaaaa....

Needless to say, I've been avoiding that man like Syphilis. I can't stop shaking my head. We'll give him another day. We'll talk tomorrow. *smh*