I Want Your Feet

That's his username, IWantYourFeet. I can't see this turning out to be very productive, but I'll open the message.

 "I wish I could rub your feet." Keep wishing. Let's click on the picture...

Access denied. Look, it was denied before I clicked on the picture. You look like you want to cut my feet off and keep them in a jar and THEN rub them from time to time. This isn't the first time he's messaged me either. Remember when I asked you to remove the whole online aspect with other opening lines? Add this one to the list. If some one walked up to me on the street and said this, I would run for the hills.

I had to shut him down. If he's upset, I'm sure his mom will console him; she's probably downstairs, as this is her house, or possibly upstairs if he has a snazzy basement apartment. Lol