Update: Prospect Disappeared, OKCupid Appeared instead

This was supposed to be posted a real long time ago but here's a update to the fabled prospect.

So, despite the fact that I didn't bother to go to the hair dressers, I decided to schedule a date with my last prospect. We decided to meet up on a Saturday.

Then, after all of that carrying on and wooing, the man just chickened out and stopped replying on the day of the date. Like, what the hell? Who does that?

I didn't sign on again for awhile as I felt like that site was filled with losers and perverts. After a few weeks I decided to bury my cynicism and try, try again. So, I opened up a profile on.... OKCupid. They have a bit of a different style there. They ask you quite a few questions and you can choose to answer them and rate how important the answer is to you. Some of them are very serious, religious or politically based; others are really silly and I'm not sure why anyone would care. I like it because it allows me to get a grasp on who I'm talking to you. They use them to rate how much of a match you are. Questions like:

How long would you have to talk to someone online before you felt comfortable to meet?

Would you leave an otherwise perfect relationship if you found out your partner was interested in children sexually?

Is interracial marriage a bad idea?

Would you go out with a smoker?

How much influence or control do your parents have over your life?

Does smoking disgust you?

How frequently do you bathe or shower?

Some of them are not so useful and some are downright weird:

Could you imagine yourself killing someone?

How often do you masturbate?

Have you ever ridden a horse?

What's your favorite kind of popcorn when you’re at home watching movies?

Which is worse: starving children or abused animals?

Which is bigger? The earth or The sun 

You'd be surprised how many people got that wrong. Actually, put that last question in the useful pile. Cause if you didn't get that right, I have no respect for you. Today, this man found me:

However, our match profile says this:

This man is almost guaranteed to be my enemy. How can a body so nice, be my enemy? Also, note the tab on the bottom right, normally it says, "The Two of Us." Now it says, "Y'all Got Issues." Truer words have never been spoken. Such a shame though. Why are all the good bodies attached to douches?