It's has come to my attention that a few of my readers have decided to join several of the sites that I've written about and it seems as though you have only joined for the jokes.
This is not a joke people.. it's a serious thing. Relationships on online sites are taken very seriously. When a man writes to you and his first "sentence" is "Spanking?" That's an indication of a serious commitment. He is trying to let you know that he knows that he has a serious problem. Or.. a second possibility... you have posted photos on your profile that indicate that you enjoy spanking or possibly have been misbehaving and need said spanking. Ah ha! Think about that for a moment. Maybe the problem is you!! Didn't think about it that way now did ya?
Yea, I'm kidding and I'm glad you guys are all able to see the jokes in all of this, while I just think it is severely depressing. After a while you get tired of reading the same canned messages. I've reached the point that even if a good looking man wrote to me I probably wouldn't believe that it was actually his picture. Even if that is him in the picture, most of them chicken out before the first date. That part is really annoying, if you're online, I'd like to believe that you eventually want to meet that person. So, just a word of advice, don't string people along, meet up as soon as possible. There's nothing worse than devoting a few weeks or months talking to a person only to find out that they aren't nearly as interesting in person as they are in text.
Have fun ladies and gents!! But don't come crying to me when you find yourself at the bottom of a bucket of Hagen Dazs after a man offers to go halves on a pizza with a hole in his sock and his best thermal shirt. OH!! Speaking of that fool. I saw him on the train the other day. Was just sittin there reading my book and I looked up and there he was. Lucky for me, I had my incognito sunglasses on and he didn't see that I saw him. Crisis averted.
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