It's My Dick in a Blur!!!

I know I've been gone for awhile. I actually deleted all of my profiles from all sites. Long story, for another day. However, I did recently get a message from OKC that asked if I wanted to become a moderator.  So much fun!! I came across this and I decided to share because, I need to. The main question I want you to ask yourself as you peruse through these specimens is, "WHO TOOK THESE PICTURES?"

How you can achieve this look for your dating profile:

1. Take off your clothes
2. Grease yourself up
3. Get someone (?) to take your picture
4. Create a unnecessarily large blur spot that doesn't quite cover all.

Note: Make sure that the blur starts somewhere on your navel so that it seems like you need a very big blur when you really don't.

Here are a few more examples:

 Is this a thing that old people do on their profiles? Choke the chicken?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Nobody wants to see that!!!! Noooooobody. Also, the whole internet can see these pictures and do what they want with them. Why is your face in any of these? The greased up guy's profile says he has kids!!! They must be so proud.