That's not creepy at all...

"So you've been 30 for 3 months, how does it feel?"

Well, I feel.. wait.... how did you know that? Even if you managed to sniff out my star sign, there was still a pretty good chance that you should have been off by at least a month. Look, this is just a helpful note, that's probably not the best opening line to lead with. I'm just saying, it comes of a bit stalker-ish.

Ooooh, you don't know how wrong you are, Sir.

Yech... Access Denied.

What would you do?

Just opened my inbox for the first time in ages...

"if you were in a self defense class and i was holding your arms standing in front of you - whats a move you can use to break the hold - any suggestions? can you think of a way or two"

Is it bad that the first thing that came to my mind was, "Kick you in the square in the balls"?