Oh no he di-ent!!!

I know this man didn't really think that being rude was gonna get him a date. How did that ever seem like a good idea? "She didn't answer me today. But maybe... if I force her tomorrow I might have better luck!" You're gonna bully me into talking to you? That's not a good look buddy. Loser.

That's not creepy at all...

"So you've been 30 for 3 months, how does it feel?"

Well, I feel.. wait.... how did you know that? Even if you managed to sniff out my star sign, there was still a pretty good chance that you should have been off by at least a month. Look, this is just a helpful note, that's probably not the best opening line to lead with. I'm just saying, it comes of a bit stalker-ish.

Ooooh, you don't know how wrong you are, Sir.

Yech... Access Denied.