The floor ain't always that dirty... right?

All right. So I have a confession to make.. Whilst on my date with Mr. Half-on-a-Pizza, he asked me for a drink. I'm not a horrible host so I offered him a chilled beverage. He had to have ice. Now, this happened in between the football game and the sorry attempt to beg for a kiss. I'm not really a fan of ice in my drink because I think it waters it down, so my ice tray wasn't fully stocked. So, not only was ice kinda old but there were only so many cubes in the tray. Now, as I'm struggling to get the ice cubes out of my ice cube tray, one of the cubes so happened to jump out.... and fall on the floor.

So, you know what I was thinking right... Hehe... Should I... Shouldn't I. I am looking at the ice cube, at the glass, back at the dude, back the ice cube again, dude's not looking....

Here comes that little devil on your shoulder that's like, "Do it. That cheap ass man deserves it. Do it." But then, the little angel showed up on the other shoulder and was like... "DO IT!! The floor ain't THAT dirty. Jesus will forgive you. It was karma that made that ice cube fall on the ground anyways. DO IT!!" My angels and devils come from a different breed than most.

So, I picked it up, plopped it in the drink and presented it to him with a smile. In hind sight.... I'm glad I did.

29 Dimensions of Comapatibility MY ASS!!

Needless to say, Mr. Half-on-a-Pizza has been blocked and deleted from my facebook page and my life. Did I tell him why? No, because some one's mother (not mine, cause she's as rude as I am) said, "If you don't have anything nice to say..." yadda yadda yadda. So, I said nothing.




Anywho, let's talk about the big dog. I know we all have been bombarded by the constant commercials for Eharmony with all the mediocre looking people talking about how they are married and it was love a first click.. blah, blah, blah. Just in case you've been hiding under a rock or you were too broke to pay your cable bill... Take a look below.







Now, I KNOW, some of you have been wondering if you should spend your hard earned money on this site, because I wondered as well. They make it seem so deep and well thought out. I decided, as pessimistic and cynical as I am, that I was gonna bite the bullet and take one for the team. I won't pay them two red cents, but I will peruse every aspect of the free portions of the site, as few and far between as they might be. Note the pricing plan below:

1 month for CAD$59.95
3 months for CAD$119.85 (amounting to CAD$39.95 a month).
6 months for CAD$179.70 (amounting to CAD$29.95 a month).
12 months for CAD$239.40 (amounting to CAD$19.95 a month).
12 months for 3 payments of CAD$79.80 (amounting to CAD$19.95 a month).

For this much money you would think they would go on the dates for you and only bring you the winners. Sorry, but no. If you don't pay, you don't see pictures. You are supposed to fall in love off of personality and all of their "29 Dimensions of Compatibility". Bulls**t.




So after answering about 100 of the following styled questions (#14 and 19 are my favs) with these answers:

• not at all


• somewhat


• very much

1.I do things according to a plan.
2.I take time out for others.
3.I feel unable to deal with things.
4.I love to help others.
5.I seek adventure.
6.I often leave a mess in my room.
7.I often carry the conversation to a higher level.
8.I get stressed out easily.
9.I often make others feel good.
10.I am good at analyzing problems.
11.I usually stand up for myself.
12.I am easily discouraged.
13.I can handle a lot of information.
14.I waste my time.
15.I catch on to things quickly.
16.I usually wait for others to lead the way.
17.I love order and regularity.
18.I often do nice things for people.
19.I get angry easily.

I was done. I am ready to be matched with Mr. Right, right now. I get my email that says, here he is Jammy... Mr. Right:

The "About Me" information below will help you learn more about Mr Right. You first viewed this information on August 22, 2009, 01:07AM PDT.

The one thing Mr. Right is most passionate about:

• chess, checkers swiming and jog

The three things which Mr. Right is most thankful for:

• im honest and smart


• i'm sesetive


• im a good listerner and caring

The most influential person in Mr. Right's life has been:

• my best friend cause she always there for when i need an advise or to talk things out

Mr. Right's friends describe him as:

• Hard Working


• Good Listener


• Funny


• Warm

The most important thing Mr. Right is looking for in a person is:

• honestly and show love back

The first thing you'll probably notice about Mr. Right when you meet him:

• im friendly n honest

The one thing Mr. Right wishes MORE people would notice about him is:

• im sensetive

Mr. Right typically spends his leisure time:

• compure.jog and video games

The things Mr. Right can't live without are:

• love


• friends


• family


• food


• money

The last book Mr. Right read and enjoyed:

• hunchback of notre dame

One thing that only Mr. Right's best friends know is:

• i cry when i get my feelings hurt

Some additional information Mr. Right wanted you to know is:

• im fun and i like to have good time like dine out, movie ro just go for a walk

Wow, I can hear the birds singing and the heavens have opened up.. no... wait... those birds aren't singing, they're sitting up there with Jesus, Mary and Joseph and they're LAUGHING at me. Sh*t.