Still no answer...

Well, I guess I'm a goat!! I wrote to Mr. Once-Again-No-Goats-Please and I asked him, "What is a goat exactly?" But he didn't answer me. Maybe he's just trying to build the suspense. Mind you, that was almost  2 weeks ago. I'm so embarrassed and disappointed. I guess he isn't gonna be my future husband afterall. Better break the news to my mom. LOL

"She'll never get a boyfriend with that!!" - My Mother

After I advised my mother read that I didn't write this grammatical nightmare of a post, she says, "Oh, I was gonna say, I sent this girl to school and this is what she's writing. She'll never get a boyfriend with that."

You're only half right Mommy. I can spell but apparently I'll never get a boyfriend with that. I raises my standards to a level that most men can only dream to reach. Or DELIEVE that they can reach.

She also took the time to educate me on some new Bajan termanology. She advise me that this poor unfortunate gentlemen will only able to give me a tool shed.

What is a tool shed you ask? Observe and keep in mind, MY MOTHER explained this to me:

(I never said I was an artist, that the best way to explain it. That's a fat man by the way.)

Add that to your word of the day calendar. LOL