I'm your man...

No. You. Are. Not.
I know what you're thinking... "But he's so hot guy!"

Really buddy? Really? That's the best name you could come up with? Access DENIED!

I think I should open up a free service that provides advice on the best picture to use on their profile.

My Freshie Sense Is Tingling...

There are a few poses that I can immediately tell are yardie poses, or yahdy, for those who speak patois.

Exhibit A

This is a classic "taking a dump" pose. Note that he has probably put on every piece of new clothing that he owns just for this picture. Also, notice that he's a very freaky guy and he like sex a lot, because others notice this.  

Exhibit B

This would be the infamous "Leg Up" pose. Most times it involves propping on leg upon a car or something that is to be considered expensive. A rock/stone can be substituted if nothing expensive is available.