I Think Your Pants Are On Fire

Liar, LIAR!!! Your Photoshop skills need some refining.

1. The head doesn't even match the body. 
2. Which 22 year old has the body hair of a grown ass man. (It looks kinda Sasquatch-ish though, like pube-ish even) 

What's worse is you had the nerve to message me? SURPRISE! I have the nerve to write back. 

I feel like I censored myself too much though. Because.. ya know... just in case I'm wrong. Truthfully, if I am wrong, the realist inside me says that there has to be something massively wrong with your personality that you've been driven to online dating. Like... you used to have a sexual relationship with your car. Could I be wrong?

Not bloody likely. ACCESS DENIED!!

Age Ain't Nothin

Is age really nothing more than a number? Some say no. The courts say it's the difference between jail time and a regular one night stand.

I'm not sure if I'm convinced. I've met guys who were 30 and behaved like they were still teenagers (see my post on the Peter Pan Syndrome). On the other hand I've met 25 year olds who... act like teenagers. I don't think I've actually ever dated a guy who acted older or more mature than their age.
One thing I can say is, I can't date old dudes. If you look old enough to be my dad, you're out the door. I don't really care if you're young at heart, your face is saying otherwise. Lol Different strokes for different folks but... Oh my gosh, I think I might be a cougar.

I mean, Even when I look at guys who are 30 , they look OLD. And when they get up to like 35.... Lawd help me.